Based out of the Inland Empire, Needles, Guns, and Chalk is a handcrafted real man comedy show with not so typical guests, reoccurring regulars, mixed with truth or dare, and a host of specials. The NGC crew packs a cross punch of humor and intellect aimed to make you feel like a part of the show by including local community based Live Shows and listener involvement. Every week these four friends gather up their like minds and differences, to discuss real issues (and a few made up ones) along with questions we all wonder but are afraid to ask. Look for them every Tuesday when new episodes drop.

MEET THE CREW:

JERRY aka ‘Heavy D the Beef Whistler’, works in the firearm industry and is a retired deputy sheriff. In his spare time you can find him tidying his perfect house and making macaroni and cheese for his 12 children. Jerry is also known to speak with dead which explains why he doesn’t like to talk about his sex life. We understand that he only uses his third leg to procreate, which he no longer does since he’s been castrated. Despite being empty inside, his left nut still calls the show from time to time when it’s let off the leash his wife holds.

MIKE aka Comedian Mike works for Arizona Pipeline, his current assignment is at your mom’s house cleaning out the lines your dad couldn’t. He’s been known to seduce women with the seasonal scents of a four wicked candle. He’s lit his way into so many homes that Yankee is now endorsing him. His flipping abilities extend past the skirts of MILFs and onto the vintage car scene as well. Mike is known for his emotional diary entries, where he vents some really paranoid thoughts. Fyi, be on Mike’s good side or you might end up in ‘turtle soup’.

Donnie the brain child of NGC is a professional tattoo artist, real estate investor, and full time gender bender. Unlike Mike, if you find Donnie at your mom’s house he’s there to meet your dad because he’s unable to find his own. When that happens just ignore him, he’s only taking notes on how to act like a man, play catch, or learn how to ride a bike without crying when he falls. On the show he likes to play the instigator in all opposing arguments, quickly backing out, never choosing a side like a true gender bender.

ERIC is a professional bow hunter and land surveyor. He takes a lot of pride in his well tamed facial pubes, endless right wing jargon, and personal opinions. In fact, Eric seems to have an opinion about everything and enjoys giving it. When he’s mic we get a to hear about his ‘man trips’ and all of his single sided thoughts. We know growing up is hard when your mom hates you so we take pity on Eric, and pity parties are what Eric likes to throw. When he’s not feeling sorry for himself you can find him bashing people that are.